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HELLO TO YOU!

I am Wolfgang the English Gift-Puffin and I have done some products for you to buy for the people who haven't yet applied for a restraining order against you.

revolution-tickNEXT DAY DISPATCHARY*

revolution-tickFREE DELIVERY ON ORDERS OVER £30

revolution-tickGUARANTEED TO MAKE THE RECIPIENT QUESTION YOUR SANITY

*Order today and we will dispatchify your order tomorrow - unless today is Saturday which I really hope it is.